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when a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and a guy straddles her and sticks his penis between his legs and pees
Ryan needed to take a leak while Sue was taking a crap, so they decided that a Dahlonega Golden Nugget would work best at that moment, when he was finished, Ryan slapped Sue's ass and said "You've just been gold panned, bitch."
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Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....
My girl was trying to pinch a loaf, and found herself eating the wet brownie nugget instead.
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The act of going to McDonalds to get weed and going through the Drive-thru and asking for 45 chicken nuggets. They ask you to pull forward and a sketchy black guy comes out and there is a bag of weed in a to-go bag.
Customer: "yeahh lemme get 45 chicken nuggets"
Drive-Thru: "aight pull forward"
Customer: "did you put the weed in the bag?"
Drive-Thru: "Nigga I gave you "45 chicken nuggets" like you asked now gtfo"
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A old woman with extremely flabby labia that dangle is such a fashion as to show through tight fitting clothing and create the illusion of a pile of chicken nuggets in her pants.
Damn she's got a big chicken nugget toe.
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You gay for that
bro1- hey bro u like chicken nuggets in the water?
bro2- yeah bro wbu?
bro1- nah bro u gay
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When playing poker and you have a amazing hand and just about to put it down just before you say kooshty fuck nuggets, and everyone knows they are beat.
Someone has put down there cards and have a pair of aces and they think they have one and den kooshty fuck nuggets and they no there beaten they hang there head in shame and you take the pot.
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A derogatory slang used to refer to large,overweight men of a brown skin tone.
OMG Samir is a burnt chicken nugget
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