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The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation
Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious
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When a white man nuts so hard inside an Aboriginal person.
Because Aboriginals are forbidden to get nutted by a white privileged male.
Me: I just nutted in this aboriginal girl it was great
Friend:Man, did you just do a "Forbidden Nut" that's illegal man. You're gonna ruin your reputation.
Me: LOL so what? I think her name was Hayden what a bitchy name.
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The ejaculate produced during anal intercourse. Similar in color to sperm but with a different texture and taste, but with the same great quality
I fucked him so hard he nutted from his ass and I licked off. Anal Nut Yum!
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Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.
"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
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The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
"Want two CD's?"
"Yeah."
"Want to see deez nuts?!?"
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A metaphor comparing ejaculation to something that brings you enjoyment.
"Yo dude, wanna come rascal tipping?"
"Hell yeah! That's my nut, man!"
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