Keep Playing Pussy

Behaving in a irresponsible manner which results in you suffering some type of misfortune.

Your fucking with the wrong dude keep playing pussy and you will get fucked.

10👍 3👎

play chess, not checkers

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

65👍 33👎

play station 2

One of the best and versatile consoles yet. Includes DVD, Mp3, CD, DVD/game and DVDR players inside. Upgradeable and internet gaming is free outside of initial cost. Better than the X box and was one of the greatest ideas for a conole ever concieved.

Hey, got a Playstation 2?
No, I suck. I have an x box.
Play mine.
Wow, that is way better than the crap box i own.

61👍 34👎

Play the (Irish) Banjo

To dig a hole with a shovel.

((Irish)Banjo is an old slang term for a shovel.

Back in the old days People did not have heavy digging equipment they have today, so they played the Irish Banjo

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playing whack a mole

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game

I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!

11👍 4👎

i play for keeps

When playing a game of marbles, you keep the marbles that you win from the other person.

Bob: Want to play marbles?
Clide: All right dude... but i play for keeps.

120👍 81👎

Play too much

When you flirt alot with someone of the opposite sex to the point where you may as well date each other.

Bro you and (generic female name) play too much every time I see the two of you together

18👍 8👎