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stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin March 20, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

414๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Sandwich

The act of giving a handjob or masturbating with a cold sandwich enveloping the penis. The sandwich can have whatever ingredients the receiver pleases.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an epic cold sandwich last night!"

"I tried whacking off with a tuna cold sandwich last night, but it just made me smell like a vagina."

by Diego Rivera December 10, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


poona fish sandwich

an edable object made of the female vagina that resembles a tuna sandwich

I'll take a poona fish sandwich on rye, hold the bread, hold the fish, and ill take extra poon.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK July 4, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


big nigga sandwich

a sandwich that is slightly smaller than a massive nigga sandwich

"dang bro that's a big nigga sandwich but have you seen this massive nigga sandwich?

by RealDefinitonsFromTheBro November 27, 2018


Six-finger sandwich

Ambiguous sexual euphemism, conjuring up images of fingers, knobs, wanking and gobbling.

That girl was begging for it, so I gave her a six-finger sandwich.

by DannioBigMacs January 20, 2021


8pm salami sandwich

When you get your dick bitten off in between a woman's legs

Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on

by Potato2511 September 6, 2020