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Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.
"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"
"Murphy's second law. They exist."
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.
Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
1- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Co-2C1R-in-law.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect
Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY
A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.
It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.