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Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 11, 2018


Self-liberating

What females who claim to be female's liberators often are.

Aileen Cust was everything the female's liberator wanted to be, but wasn't. There was too much suspicion about the females liberator's life to be ignored, and really she was the self-liberating, self-serving kind of person.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019


self cred

The internal equivalent of street cred. Believing in your own worth and value. A quote that doesn't use the word but expresses the concept is James Baldwin's "It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I'd been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here."

I was always quiet because I had no self cred.
I didn't believe in myself, I had no self cred.

by rjcarpenter January 28, 2018


Self-Esteem

Something YOU lack

Dear user, get a life and some Self-Esteem.

by Yurmlord76 December 22, 2023


Self esteem

The REASON Jordan Peterson says it doesn't exist is that you feel that way explicitly because you have external validation.

Hym "BUT... The REASON Jordan Peterson cries like a bitch is the realization that that external validation can occur in the absence of merit. In spite of the fact that you are a piece of shit. So now you are collectivizing against me to prevent me from getting it because YOU THINK... That all of the 'hard work' you have done should amount to or equate to 'creating AI' and it doesn't. You can't match the creation of AI but what you CAN DO... It try to obstruct me so that I have to be down here with you... AT ANY COST. And it WILL cost more than you can recoup. This is why self esteem isn't real."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025


Self-Esteem

The self coming through as confident or hiding behind its ownself.

Self-esteem is an indicator of how people have treated you or you have perceived the treatment.

Can be positive or negative.

"That outfit it so you" will effect self-esteem. This is an example of a statement that can be taken positively or negatively.

by MGSuperstar July 2, 2023


Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021