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To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.
2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!
Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
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Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.
It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.
The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.
"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."
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Invisable demigods who have sex on mountain tops with demons and abuse hallucinagenic drugs. Like Hippies but cooler and better raqppers Also see sideways Burnout underground hip hop fat caps ghosts samurai subgenius the sidewayz burnoutz sidewayz burnoutz mayan prophecy 2012 planet x
the side ways burn outs live in thin air and eat dead bodies of telemarketers under tables in New York city subways tunnels.
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Lying for effect; Letting your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.
Prison slang. "I had bitches and money and all that shit out there", said Frank the Rat. "You're just talking out the side of your neck", replied Snake. "you never had two dead flies to rub together motherfucker."
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The Act Of Where Youre Not Aware that you are performing acts in real life that resemble ideas or depictions from any grand theft auto game. often happens when a new grand theft auto comes out or you have played grand theft auto in excess of more then 8 hours in one day.
1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall)
2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes.
3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes.
4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running.
5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this"
6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas"
7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up.
8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla.
9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital.
10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED...
11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.
12. picking up empty coffee cups or brigs of the ground and throwing them at people.
13. having a reticule for when your aiming with a gun.
14. jump of buildings and parkour roll and only lose a little bit of your health bar. later on looking for a health pack that instantly wounds to broken knees and 12 guage shotgun wounds from the police when you stole his ride.
15. exspecting a purple dildo in the jail bathrooms.
16. look right then left then right again right before you smash the window of that silver porshce you always wanted to take for a spin.
17. inviting a whole bunch of your friends to gang wars, and let them run rampent in the streets.
18. stealing commercial airliners and listening to Rod Stewart while terroist attacking pirate's in men's pants.
19. doing drive by's on golf carts
20. killing thirty cops two helicoptors a couple of swat teams, some parachuting police force, and hiding behind a dumpster for 3 minutes while they forget what they were doing.
21. throwing moltotoves at hobo's.
22. running with $600,000 and an arsenal of weapons including rocket propelled gernade launchers at cars pace.
Grand Theft Auto Side Effects...
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A Clash Royale deck similar to Twin Tower GS NADO delete, with a poisonous twist in case they run a Wuhan Graveyard Deck.
Player 1: They keep spamming graveyard on my towers!
Player 2: Why are you running a 2016 deck in 2020 bruh
Player 1: What deck then?
Player 2: You're going to need A couple of towers and side of corona
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Give a hoodie to your side dayy!!🤪don’t tell your girl October 20 give them they hoodie 😜
Give a hoodie to your side girl on oct 20
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