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home depot special

a girl with no discernible figure.

That girl is a home depot special, she has no ass or tits.

by theclew January 02, 2011


two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.

I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.

by QuacksO September 23, 2018


Philly special 2.0

The act of a woman defecating into a man's mouth, followed by the man spitting it back into her mouth via french kissing.

My cousin and I like to watch our Eagles games with rose scented candles, intense booing, some hot wings, and a philly special 2.0.

by TheKManATL September 07, 2018


Special k-lude

The ultimate downer- a mixture of alchohol, GHB, and ketamine that taken in sufficient quantities could quite easily stop a healthy heart or induce a coma.

(Taken from "Clubland: The fabulous rise and murderous fall of club culture" By: Frank Owen.

If you're going to try a Special K-lude, don't take it in large quantities; you will be sorry.

Rob drank half of the grey goose, took a lot of GHB, and snorted 7 lines of K. He was pretty hardcore, too bad he's dead.

by d.roc December 29, 2006


specialized bun steamer

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.

“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

by Cassiafrass February 04, 2018


the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.

Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."

by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019


The infamous Düsseldorf special

when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.

When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.

by J Sixer February 16, 2020