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Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.
oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.
Jon's hella gay on everyday of the week, except Thursdays, when he's suicidal
The gayest person alive and is the head guy at bongo bobs. He the gayest of all gays.
Mike is gay!
Commonly associated with the french word fatigué, meaning to be tired, bored french students will hear this word as "fat and gay" as the french pronuniation sounds very similar. This will likely be the only word a french student will remember from the class apart from "je mappelle (their french name)".
French Teacher: When ones tired in french we would say "il et fatigué (fati-ghey)"
Student #1:What? whos fat and gay
Student #2:Look everyone David is sleeping he must be fat and gay.
French Teacher: No, fatigué (fati-ghey) like the word fatigue in English with the exact same spelling.
The entire class for the next 30 minutes: (snicker) David is fat and gay (snicker)
Test question from the final: Translate fatigué
Student's response: An obese homosexual
The act of forcefully smashing another person's anus with your knee, usually when they are bent over. If victim is standing, distributor of said act may grasp victim's shoulders to ensure they won't avoid a vicious Gay Rhino.
Person 1: "Dude my anus still hurts from that gay rhino the other day."
Person 2: "Haha yeah, I really dug my knee up your butt hard."