A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"
This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive
As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.
A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato
Dang that girl is a salty tomato
After a long day of work in the field, the male will return home to his partner without showering or bathing of any kind and will demand strictly oral sexual favors.
The extremely high accumulation of bodily fluids, mainly sweat, in the crotch area result in a particularly sour/bitter taste and smell.
He gave her the ol’ Salty Wassik
- Female performs the Salty wassik (Oral) deliberately when he hasn’t bathed.