tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors

Tycoon paper is better than toilet paper

paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.

I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

paper shoe

A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?

hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?

git dat paper

To acquire currency, whether it be through legal means or not, in order to essentially "ball out of control."

I live to git dat paper.

git dat paper

to make money

aye im boutta git dat paper this friday