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When you slap someone with the same level of energy and intent as when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar's. It's a slap so abrupt that it's likely to leave the recipient flabbergasted, and everyone watching will be shocked. It's quite possible the slap will wake up someone in a remote part of the world at 3 AM, leaving them with an unusual feeling of confusion and unease. It's also possible that even the mother of the recipient will feel the slap, and that if the recipient's mother is dead the slap will bring her back to life only to kill her again. The one delivering the smack will then take a seat and yell belligerently from across the room, likely out of anger or in defense of someone else.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened in Health Class yesterday? The teacher threatened to call Lisa's dad. But Lisa's dad is dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."
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The NBA MVP in my heart
OMG Chris Boucher just posterized LeBron James
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Nicknamed for the sexiest mf around
Is that chris von?
You mean the hottest guy in town?
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That nigga that everyone wants to be he's cool very fashionable loves clothes he's the coolest kid in school he's very funny and loves white girls
Damn I wish I could be like Gucci chris
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Angry, slightly ginger manc, who is an absolute legend and who you definitely want on your side if there's any sign of trouble.
Scouser: "Eh, what you doing, give us your focking tyres."
Normal person: "If only Chris Wild were here."
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one who is gayer than a bag of dicks
Hey look at Chris Meinel. He looks gayer than a bag of dicks!!
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