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“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”
when you don't know the word cowboy
in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates
An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.
If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.
Similar to "punch buggy" or "pediddle". When one sees a horse wearing a blanket or "coat", they yell, "horse in a coat!" and proceed to punch the accompanying person. One punch and phrase per "horse in a coat" is necessary, otherwise the oppising persin can counter with the remaining punches. Also, the person getting punched may not hit back, but is permitted to hit another individual who has not yet been punched for that instance. Popular in rural areas, where horses are more common than Volkswagens or one headlight bearing cars.
"Horse in a coat! Horse in a coat!" (followed by 2 punches to play the horse in a coat game)
A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.
My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.
The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.
"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"
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