3-way situation

If 2 guys meet one girl together then they both have to be there if the girl is willing to show her boobs

Justin: Well I saw her boobs, check mate
Steven: Did you actually?
Justin: no lol
Steven: Good cause I have to be there when it happens because this is a 3-way situation

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fucked six ways to sunday

plastered

as I sit here writing this definition, I am fucked six ways to Sunday, thank god for spell check.

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Fucks with you the long way

Being friends with someone to the fullest extent.

Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?

Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.

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God works in mysterious ways

I have no idea why that happened.

Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.

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OK your way out

Press the OK button repeatedly untill all windows are closed and you completely exited the program/service.

A term often used in tutorials involving the Microsoft Windows collection of operating systems, where the user may find him self spending most of their time pressing ok/apply/cancel/yes/no.

Now ok your way out." This term is often followed up by the line "You may need to reboot at this stage.

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two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.

Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.

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Taking The Easy Way Out

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.

After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.

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