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simp aka he asks for nudes 24/7
girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”
A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.
When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"