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Colby wood

simp aka he asks for nudes 24/7

girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.

girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.

by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 31, 2020


morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020


Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting

Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben

by Mc retard April 10, 2021


Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022


maddie woods

A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.

Stop being a maddie woods!!

by Peoplebeingtoosexual01 February 04, 2016


cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 22, 2019


ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

by Critius January 11, 2018