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watching an old woman piss herself in front of you
Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.
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Is the act of putting your asshole really close to the other person's face, release a fart and quickly turn around and begin urinating all over the other person's body.
It was raining and i was standing on a sidewalk waiting to cross a street, when i was splashed by a car whit all that fetid nasty water that was accumulated on the street. It was like getting a Bolivian golden shower.
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When someone is so warm, its like a hot shower
Desiree is so warm, She is like a hot shower
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The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.
"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".
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When you take a rank dump and conceal the scent by taking a shower immediately after, leaving no one the wiser
man sallys been in the bathroom a while she must have shit n showered.
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The act of masturbating in a public shower.
"Dude, were you taking a billy white shower?"
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When a person uses a shower head to masturbate.
Scott: Hey, guess what happend?
Charlie: What?
Scott: No, guess.
Charlie: sex happend?
Scott: I guess you can say that. I caught my younger brother giving himself head with a shower head.
Charlie: - shower head- head?
Scott: That's a good one lets put it in urban dictionary.
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