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Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the "Reverse Bel Air" - a story that starts with the first few lines of the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," but suddenly changes to something shocking, unforgettable, and unrelated to the Prince of Bel Air.
That dude posted about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on a forum but he RBA'd (Reverse Bel Aired) into a discussion about his gf.
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See: Wannabe's.
See also: Over-privledged high school boys; Overzealous subscriber to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine; Weekend paintballer with too much free time.
"Tony joind the Civil Air Patrol because he was too old for the Boy Scouts and too young for the Air Force. What a lame-ass wannabe!"
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Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.
I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans
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After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.
She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.
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THE TOUGHEST 11 DAYS IN THE ARMY
COMPROMISED OF 3 PHASES. PHASE 1, COMBAT ASSAULT PHASE, PHASE 2. SLING LOAD PHASE. PHASE 3. RAPPEL PHASE, PHYSICAL EVENTS TO INCLUDE 6 MILE ROAD MARCH, 4 MILE RUN, AND 12 MILE ROAD MARCH AT THE END OF PHASE 3. IN MOST CASES OUT OF 220 SOLDIERS, 160 WILL MEET GRADUATION REQUIREMENTS.
AIR ASSAULT SCHOOL IS ONE OF THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST SCHOOLS IN THE ARMY
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OOOOOOOO and dats n air force 1, trainers by da truck load trainers by da ton
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a overrated boy scouts that goes around giving military ranks to kids even though no one respects them.
I'm never going to fly a plane if some 12 and 13 year old kids from the Civil Air Patrol are going to be my only rescue!
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