beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs

Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.

What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A

Cadbury Egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Samantha wanted a Cadbury Egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate

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Salt Your Eggs

(V.) A crude and obscene pick-up line, probably used in a shady dive-bar, implies the act of copulation.

Hey Baby, "I'd like to salt your eggs." or "I bet that hos' had her eggs salted more than once."

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'making egg soup'

To Ejaculate into your own bath water (males only)

A man who is in the bath for more than 15 minutes is definetly 'making egg soup', FACT.

John - "where you going pete?",
Pete - "i'm off upstairs to make egg soup, be down in half hour"

egg soup is a fovourite dish in the Austrian Alps

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World Record Egg

The current world record holder for the most liked post on Instagram

Girl 1: OMG, Did you see what is now the most liked post on Insta.

Girl 2: Nah what.

Girl 1: An egg... Look up World Record Egg

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