muffed up

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

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jacked up

In the military, to be given a stern talking-to by an NCO for some offense or omission.

"We all got jacked up this morning for calling him 'sergeant-major' instead of RSM."
"On course they'll jack you up if you aren't wearing dress uniform in your ID photo."

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check up on it

to "hit" on a fine female that you see in a public place

OH, look at the fine young breezy over there... I am gonna go check up on it

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up in arms

angry and ready to fight

The teachers were up in arms over the scandal.

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light up

To smoke some sticky green with your dawgs.

Dude this game is boring as shit, lets go to Logans house and light up.

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shut up

to cease to talk.

shut the fuck up, idiot

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hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

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