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A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell
Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us
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Is a large hairy individual that usually is obnoxious and unhygienic
"hey dude, bear rug ahead"
"man that guys a total bear rug"
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A nickname for a dearly loved son. Given to the son when is really young. Only used by parents who are unbelievably caring and loving. The family is nearest you can be to perfect. Usually the first or only born.
Me and little bear went to the park today.
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A C-bear is a pompous douche with an overly inflated sense of self importance. They always think they are right and do not listen to other people unless they are supporting the C-bear's own opinions.
C-bears strive to be the best in everything and to their credit they sometimes succede but when they don't they make up excuses so they do not have to accept the hard truth that they are not the best at everything.
"Look at that guy act all important, he's such a c-bear."
"You're such a jerk, you C-bear"
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when you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with a match
Dude 1: "Only you can prevent forest fires"
Dude 2: "Only you can prevent me from giving your girlfriend smokey the bear"
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A man's man. The hairiest of all aryans. He can braid his chest hair and back hair together and jump rope sideways with it. A true lover of the game of basketball, but an even bigger lover of Dwight "my man in the banana hammock" Howard. White bears enjoy muscular men, dark chocolate, and appreciates it when a female bear wears dwight howard gear. Not to be confused with a brother on the down low. White bears are a unique species of protein-shake drinking, addicted to big black broad shoulders, homework doing studs who one day will find a way to mate with the Chocolate God of his dreams
- "Wow Dwight just dunked on someone and pretty much teabagged him!"
- "Keep quiet! Youre gonna get the white bear way too excited!"
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Kim's nick name cuz she is destined for a bondage camp.
naughty bear! you sex toy! come here!
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