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An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.
I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.
the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.
dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah
When someone poops (usually a child) and sits there for a while until the poop becomes stuck to the sides of the toilet bowl. (Usually discovers by a parent or older sibling later)
“Dang it Billy! You left another Side Bowl Sit! I’m gonna kick you out the next time you do it!”
a baby that shits in a bowl and pours it over its back
That man is a back bowl baby.
An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.
Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.
If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.
Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"
Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."