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Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.
Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!
the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.
dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah
1. A bowl filled with mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, cheese, and chicken.
2. Heaven
Man 1: Yo man did you hear what's for lunch?
Man 2: Nah what?
Man 1: Its the chicken popper bowl fam! Lets run.
a baby that shits in a bowl and pours it over its back
That man is a back bowl baby.
An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.
Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
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a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
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This is when you stuff 2 pounds of rice in your woman's ass and then pour in boiling hot water to cook it, then eat it all out using chopsticks (Soy sauce optional).
Yo bro my asian girl so horny she'll even let me do a Chinese Rice Bowl.
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