I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.

If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.

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Sometimes you just gotta break some bones

(please let this go through, I wanna get her a mug for her birthday of this)
The catchphrase of the one and only Reilly Hilliard Danger Hughes

"I have had bones broken, and I too, have broken bones"

Steph: It's so annoying, I have so much work to do tonight, AS WELL as a swim meet.

Reilly: Well, sometimes you just gotta break some bones.

You know what really breaks my chip?

Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.

"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"

"What?"

"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."

Eat pussy till you break your jaw

Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy

What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.

Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw

I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy

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I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer

meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok

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break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.

*shirtless male african american walks by*

"Daaaaaammmmnnn Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!"

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i just wanna break you down so badly

a line from the song Makedamnsure by the band Taking Back Sunday

You've got this new head filled up with smoke
I've got my veins all tangled close
To the jukebox bars you frequent
The safest place to hide
A long night spent with your most obvious weakness
You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want
'Cause you are everything I'm not

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit
It talks, it says, "You, oh, you are so cool."
"Scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red."
You hollow out my hungry eyes
You hollow out my hungry eyes

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I'm gonna make damn sure that you can't ever leave
No, you won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
I'll make damn sure that you can't ever leave
No, you won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far from me
You won't ever get too far...

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I'm gonna make damn sure
I just wanna break you down so badly
I just wanna break you down so badly (damn sure)
In the worst way (worst way)

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