Random
Source Code
Random
the biggest retard to ever be president of anything
the dude needs to go fuck himself and stop blamin arabs for what his poor ass did on 9/11
FUCK BUSH!!!
75👍 163👎
Nown: A wild animal of the dessert, known to have a huge body but little eyes, also known to have a fat ass. If spotted, do not under any circumstanses approach, attempt to feed, pet, or poke. Bushes become disgrunteled and confused and may attack with their ass, or claw at the ground. If attacked, run to the nearest water sourse and jump in. If there is none, make wild bird calls to scare it off, or run to the nearest boarder. Most importantly, do not let a George Bush get too close to your head, for it may brain-wash you with it's horrible communication skills. George Bushes are very rear in areas with lots of trees, or anywhere with clean air. They usually feed off of unsuspecting prey, such as mice, worms and dirt, and during mating season usually has to supply itself with lots of oil to impress females. If seen, please report to the United Nations, and if attacked, do not hesitate to shoot or give it pretsels.
This is a message broadcasted from the United Nations and everyone in the entire world.
Holy shit! I just saw a George Bush! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
103👍 235👎
George W Bush is a man who makes former president Richard Nixon look like an absolute saint.
at least Bill Clinton only fucked an intern and not the country like George Bush.
70👍 154👎
"Obliviously on he sails, with marks not quite as good as Quail's"
-Calvin Trillin
look up some quotes of Quail's, you'll find them pretty entertaining
104👍 239👎
Stupid ass presdent who is killing American soiders for oil and then jackin the price to get himself rich. A asshole who only cares about republicans.
George Bush : I want more oil and i want the world to think that its running out so i can charge an un-godly price. I am cleaning up the mess that my daddy made.
72👍 160👎
A very outdoorsy person, who spends most of his time out on nature walks, but then experiences a sudden burst of hornyness, so then resorts to finding the nearest bush and masturbating in it. Bush wackers generally use the closest and largest leaf to emit, or wipe up, any unwanted man goop.
Jamal: "hey Sampson! we've been hiking for hours, i say we take a break to session up some bush wacking."
Sampson: "yea dawg, im down ive a had side pipe for hours."
Jamal: "i dunno about you but ive been eyeing up that crevice in that mossy piece of bark over there"
16👍 28👎