The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."
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A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.
Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis
My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night
A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.
Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K
Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode
A sexual act where 5 wide males whip out their small penises and take the middle school lunch lady and go and serve them some creamy mac and cheese.
My wife came home last night late from the school. Hoping the chode mode went smoothly!
When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.
Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.
"Astrologies," THE chode supreme.
"Somebody told me that Astrologies guy is the chode supreme, like, father of all chodes. The most chode ever."
"Nobody else holds the title for chode supreme quite like Astrologies does."