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This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you”
A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."
Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.
Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.
When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.
Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.
Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!
2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...
Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!
An insult for a woman who has lots of sex with different men
Samantha was called a public cow by pedestrians as she walked down the street
Another term for being really high.
Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"
Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"
1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef
Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle