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Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019


mad cow disease

when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs

holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease

by prettyladyppp February 16, 2009


a cow

A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.

Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.

by Lightmatch June 26, 2021


Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024


Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024


Atomic Cow

A dairy cow poisoned with radiation.

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.

by volcano.man August 7, 2021


Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 4, 2021