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Crush

Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.

1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!

Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?

Person 1: Yep

Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy

2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'

Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'

Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better

3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.

Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.

Person 1: well shit

4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES

by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020


Crush

It is a fucking soda

Timmy: i just gou crush soda from a vending machine.

by Mynameisjeff1038 November 17, 2018


Crush

To be stupidly in love with a nigga who you know will never like yo stupid ugly azz

I have a crush on you and every time I see u I go🤰🏽

by Ur best roach lmw February 29, 2020


Crush

You like the person but that person don't know you like him/her.
-Feeling of love and admiration for someone, often someone you know you cannot have a relationship with.

"Eh, Tipah aku Crush kat Mamat." Says Minah To Tipah.

by Itu La Tu. June 30, 2020


Crush

A person that can hurt your feelings and can break your heart once as you love her.

You're crush is an idiot.
You're crush is blind that he cannot see your fucking attitude.

by Pwediepie October 17, 2019


Crush

Person you notice who you have a slightly higher desire to either fuck or have a relationship with.

We're going to completely crush the enemy soccer team.

by ChipmunkWarrior September 17, 2022


Crush

An unsure feeling for a person, when you just want to know more about them, when you think about them the last thing at night and first thing in the morning. Some one you don't yet hate, not quite a friend, you just feel something more. You also are unsure and nervous around them because you know that they are noticing you. You have a unsure felling of love, but you dont know what to do about it. But the altime reason they call it a crush is when you're over them you care so little you would want to crush them with a monster truck, or if they break your heart you may want, or actually hit them with a bat. Also if all else fails you can ultimately just ignore them or at least look like a psychopath around them

I had a crush, now they're going to be crushed.
Awe...Caden is soo cute, i think i have a crush.

Sammy:Did you see the new forien exchange student, he's so hot.
Summer:Looks like some one has a crush coming on...
Sammy:I'll go get the monser truck...
Summer:Grab the bat to... I'm feeling lucky.

by Hey_u_know_it's_me_random June 2, 2018