The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.
I had a successful Death Run last night.
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A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceasedโs family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.
โWhitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."
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Is when a vaginas too large and the person goes missing.
Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.
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Any documentary television show, movie, or series on the subject of forensic science and/or murder investigations.
Friend: "Where's Mary?"
Mary's Husband: "Oh, watching her death crimes...probably planning my murder!"
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A vehicle full of rowdy passengers traveling a certain distance to attend a large party.
Often times there are more passengers than seats and people are drinking in the back seat. In an especially rowdy death caravan all 4 tires are flat, pitchforks are hanging out of broken windows and the rear of the vehicle is on fire.
Guy 1: Dude the party tonight is gonna be sweet
Guy 2: Yea and Mark, Steve and Tommy are driving here from Buffalo for it.
Guy 1: I heard they're taking the death caravan
Guy 2: They'll be lucky if they make it here alive
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the cough you get from smoking
guy:1 hey did you see that new cough cough guy:2 dude you should cut back on your smoking your death cough is realy bad
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A derogatory term for semen storm. For example, a white death can and will occur when there's an attractive nude female within the vicinity of five or more horny teenagers and they all happen to ejaculate simultaneously. Hot.
Mary: Yo Kurtis I got the white death last night.
Kurtis: Oh shit nigga
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