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Philly slang for a person who always has something to say about someone. Someone who is always on a persons top/ a person who copy cats others.
Damn you really dick eater.
You be so hype....always the first one to dick eat off my bro.
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Occuring usually in the warmer summer months,..skunk dick is the unmistakable condition of having a sweaty, grime-coated penis. It is nearly impossible for anyone to tolerate this odor, except for pay-whores.
It's 15 for a blowjob....wait whats that smell?......skunk dick is 25.
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An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.
Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?
Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...
Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!
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Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.
"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."
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A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America
Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.
Fred: why?
Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!
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The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.
"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"
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The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
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