Doing the Dutchman

Committing suicide - typically in prison.

If Alberto finds out he lost his final appeal, it won't be long before he'll be doing the Dutchman.

4👍 2👎

doing dishes

a sexual act of shoving dining utensils up another person’s rectum.

“doing dishes one sec”

5👍 2👎

Doing A Sunderland

From Sunderland AFC's record of the fewest Wins in one season, where they managed only 4 wins during the 38 game 2002-2003 FA Premier League Season.

In this Season they also achieved the record for least goals in a season, managing only 21 and a record low points total of 19.

"Doing A Sunderland" is used to describe someones failure. A total Looser

"He just never gets lucky, he's just doing a Sunderland"

15👍 12👎

Doing the Bacon

When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...

Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?

She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon

6👍 4👎

do-mes

Womens' high heeled shoes or boots, from the fact that they advertise that the wearer is looking for someone to 'do her' ('do me')

The skeezer wore daisies and do-mes to her junior high graduation.

6👍 4👎

do holes

to have sex; implies more than one hole was used

Hopefully we'll have some drinks, go back to my place, then do holes all night.

6👍 4👎

Do an Arsenal

Dominate a football match only to have your pants pulled down because you're shit and can't keep a 2 goal lead

They'll probably 'DO AN ARSENAL'

6👍 4👎