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Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!
EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!
Your a fucking douche bag!
Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.
Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!
a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!
The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.
Where's Tom?
He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.
a term used for saline solution or contact solution.
My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.
A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!