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(krok-uh-doosh) -noun
Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.
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a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.
(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"
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the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
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A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
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A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.
After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.
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A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.
That guy is being a complete Tenacious Douche
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Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
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