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when a man shaves his pubes barley so he still has little hairs to make them soft and/or fuzzy
wow look he has a fuzzy dragon!
Only Kanye West and Donald Trump have it. And they ain’t sharing.
“You don't have to agree with trump but the mob can't make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone. I don't agree with everything anyone does. That's what makes us individuals. And we have the right to independent thought.”
—Kanye West
When you jizz out of any other body part, besides your privates.
Lewis: Dude. I just had a Gray Dragon.
Katie: What the fuck?
Lewis: Yeah. I sneezed.
Ysabel: Sweeeeeeet.
A condition caused by excessive scratching of cock itch in which the affected area is irritated to the point that it becomes red and cracked, resembling the scaly testicles of a dragon. If dragons had testicles, that is.
I always show off my shiny dragon balls to attract the ladies.
The result of not measuring your breathing intervals when inhaling weed smoke.
Results in the breathing of smoke out your nose and the feeling of numbness near your heart area and lung sack.
Do not mistake for a heart attack, its just the weed man :)
Custy: "Ah shit! I knew I fucked up! Dis weed was laced, I'm gonna die!!!"
Custy2: "Nah man dats just dat afterburn dragon, you'll feel better if u just smoke some more"
Custy: "Oh ight tatoez"
There are no princesses in the real world. A Dragon Slayer is a dignified position where one braves the real world and confronts people about irrationality of incoherent world views and delusions completely unafraid of the repercussions of pissing people the fuck off.
a: Dude, that guy just blew up that street preacher. I know that pastor too, he has a PHD.
b: Ya, he was a total dragon slayer.
a: Woh, dude just annihilated that feminist.
b: What a dragon slayer!
One who rides a lawn mower instead of driving a car
Theres a kid in town that is a Dragon-Rider, he doesnt drive a car but does drive his mower