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An act in which one looks at a friend's and/or stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity usually of the opposite sex. Also the act of getting random information from a person's Facebook profile by snoping around. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.
Farva: "Hey, did you hear John broke up with Rachel?
Josh: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping AGAIN Farva?"
Farva: "No, of course I wasn't! You do that, not me!"
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Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad
That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.
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An individual who friended you, along with every other person in your dorm, prior to the start of the year and is easily recognizable. This person initially seems to be cool, but soon everyone outs him/her for the stalker that he/she is.
First Day of College:
John: Oh shit...isn't that _________ over there hitting on that broad?
Matt: You're right, that kid seems to be fucking awesome.
3 Weeks into College:
John: Look at that fucking Facebook Famous cock-monkey...he would not know a single person here without facebook.
Matt: Ya, that kid is a fucking douche-nozzle...
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A.) When, upon waking, one realizes that you went on Facebook last night blacked out - resulting in untold horrors.
B.) The actions of going on Facebook while in the middle of a alcohol-induced blackout.
A.) "Why did I send six vile Facebook messages last night to people I barely know? Oh, it must have been a Facebook Blackout..."
B) "Duuudeee...I am so going to send messages to this bitch!"
"Dude, don't do it, your in the middle of a Facebook blackout!"
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That douchebag that keeps commenting on your and your friends' statuses and keeps joining wall conversations when clearly not wanted around. Hardly anyone ever responds to any of his posts, ever, regardless of whether he directly asks someone a question through a comment. Usually also an annoying jackass that keeps hanging around you and your friends in real life and doesn't pick up the countless hints that no one likes him. The only reason why people ever accepted his friend requests was to not look like a jerk. Very similar to a facebook obligate friend.
Mike: Lost a bet to Steve
Mark: damn that sucks how much do you owe him
Mike: $15 :(
Matt: HAHA NOOB PWND
Mike *thinking*: god damn it, it's that freakin' facebook jackass again
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Someone who posts dem dank meme, possibly edgy, they make OC and get butthurt when other pages post there OC without giving then cred. They brag about how large there pages are, or how large the pages they admin are.
Facebook Admin; Someone who owns a facebook page, posts memes and gains fans
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A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.
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