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The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday
Are u going to church
Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid
Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.
You have Jesus rights.
The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
Describing an object or thing as really big. Size of Jesus is a unit of measurement
"I saw a big spider in the hallway last night"
"How big was it?"
"Mate it was the size of Jesus"
Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus
That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible
they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.
give them Jesus Nudes.
jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.
i like jesus tea