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buying ham, salad, cheese, rolls and parking up to eat using fingers as knifes and credit cards as filling spreader
im hungry lets have a ghetto picnic
nice day for a ghetto picnic
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When parking in a parking spot that has two rows of cars facing eachother, the one pulls through the first spot, crossing the line and parking in the spot directly across from it.
Mike Ghetto-parked his BMW right as Bill was attempting to park into the same spot, and now his insurance premium has skyrocketed.
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When a black girl spreads her legs and ass cheeks and is ready for sexual intercourse.
Man - Ayo you lookin' thicker than a mf snicker. You ready to ghetto spread?
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Popularized in Skee-lo's 1995 hit single "I Wish", a ghetto name is something Skee "wishes" he could give to his kids. Skee's ultimate goal is to get wit leoshi. Good luck. She's fly.
we could play ghetto games, name our kids ghetto names like lil mookie, big al, lorraine
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when a ghetto person is acting like he's part of the upper middle class; something you ask your friend if you can say when she announces she has invited a black girl on our ski trip
ghetto person #1: why she actin all bougie ghetto wit her readin abilities in the hood
white person #1: is that racist?
white person #2: no it's ok, go ahead and post it!
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The best damn Kamehameha ever!
Time to finish Buu off with my Ghetto Blaster!
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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
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