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(Noun) a well-crafted handjob given to a male domestic partner as a token of gratification. ex. When your male partner helps with domestic tasks such as making children's lunches, picking up the house in preparation for the housekeeper's visit the next day, or other tasks, without being asked. Feeling completely gratified, you give him an enthusiastic handjob, because you're ovulating, and don't want to have another baby.
I noticed the lunches in the fridge. I guess someone is getting a Hot Kathy!
A miniskirt worn by an extremely attractive woman with long luxurious blonde hair.
Kate Upton looks really nice in a hot skirt
An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.
*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!
When your fucking a girl doggystyle and you pull out and instead of cumming you surprise her with a hot shit on her back and scream you get a new car
I heard randy gave Debbie a hot oprah for her birthday last week
When a man or a woman appears hotter because of the context he/she is viewed in. When the context is remove the person may appear less attractive.
Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Guy Number 1: Dude that girl's smokin'
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
Refers to a girl that appears attractive inside a building, particularly in dimmed lighting, but when viewed outside in the sunlight reveals a blemished face, cleverly hidden by thick makeup, that is less noticeable without the natural light. Subsequently, she is deducted a couple points on the one to ten hottness scale.
Mike: Hey Bill did you ever hook up with that chick from your Spanish class?
Bill: No man, the class went for a picnic a couple days ago, and she is definitely just inside hot.
Mike: So what? You don't have to fuck her on the patio do you?
Bill: God bless light switches
Acting out of the ordinary.
"Boy yo ass hot-doggin"
"dude over there hot-doggin"