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When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam
Mother: Not again! John get over here!
John: I’ve got this
Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?
John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.
I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.
Jazz slang for a hard played improvised musical session, often in the company of non-band members.
Man, that cat Diz can blow a damp jam!
Victoria Jam is when your wife Victoria accepts their fate and gets cream pied during the time of the month giving that Victoria Sponge Jam mess.
I gave our victoria the classic Victoria Jam last night, her buns where messy in the end.
When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
Ay bro that nutella and jam sandwich was fine as hell.
Spending the whole day hanging out with people in a car with lit music.
Yo my feet hurt cuz we spent the whole day on that roller jam