Skin puller

A woman that gives head.

I met this fine skin puller at the party, she polished me up in the backseat of my car.

Skin flint

A penis that is barely there.

A meatless weiner
An empty hotdog

I thought he would have some hard.wood, but when i grabbed hold of it all I got was a skin flint.

Skin Surfing

Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.

Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)

Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"

skin scabbard

A place to hang up your penis. Also, a woman’s vagina

I placed my skin dagger inside her tight skin scabbard.

Dirty lamb skin

A giant douche bag that’s completely see through that likes contracting chlamydia

Kyle is a dirty lamb skin

skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

skin sauce

Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)

Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”