Ducky Two Shoes

A duck that tries to be impressive.

I seen a ducky two shoes when I went to the pond.

hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

tying his shoe

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!

She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe

shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest

if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?

shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.

"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

Shoes Taken

1. A Cinderfall term to beat up or get beaten up so badly that you or your opponent becomes unconscious that it makes it possible to steal his/her belongings

2. To be beaten up or jumped by two or more opponents

-"Shoe Taker" a person who is extremely strong

1. "Hey Mike... take his shoes!"

2. "What happened to you?"
-"I got my shoes taken"