A poop deck that you actually poop on.
Do poop on the shit deck!
When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.
I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!
When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.
While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.
A copiously large shit that completely fills the toilet bowl
Damn Daniel just took a magnum shit and broke the pipe
When you're fucking your girl and you catch her by surprise with a finger in the asshole, a tug of the nipple, and a bite to her neck.
"Dude, I'm going to Jennifer's tonight and I'm definitely gonna combo that shit!"
the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!