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A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.
“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”
“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”
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1.(noun) The author of "The Grapes of Wrath".
2.(noun) The most elaborate describer of dust the world has ever known.
3.(noun) One of the many names of the Devil.
Damn you John Steinbeck!!! How could you go on about goddamn dust for over forty pages?!!! Damn you to hell, where you live and rule, but don't let that soften the threat!!! And what the hell is with the damn turtle?!!! I don't know if you know this John Steinbeck, but the book was about a struggling Oklahoman family!!! Didn't need an entire chapter about a fucking turtle!!!
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An economical yet attractive portajohn model weighing about 196 pounds. Has a light enhancing roof and is very expensive.
Person 1: Hey what type of portajohn did you order?
Person 2: I went with the Green John model.
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a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole
your such a john Holmes go fuck Godzilla
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John Lennon was the "Leader" of the greatest band in the world, The Beatles. He was a troubled man... but a great one none the less (Page two... lol)
He was ever so sexy, and way better looking than that damn Macca dude. His first wife was very nice, and she deserves alot of credit. Yoko was and is a bitch...
And he... liked her (hehe).
The sad part about this little story was he was taken from us on a cold december night by some psycho asshole, who's name I refuse to give. LOOK IT UP.
Oh and did I mention.... he's so SEXYYYY?!!!
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One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about
Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?
Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking
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Amazing department store in partnership with Waitrose
'I is to be goin to John Lewis for me new thong'
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