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Julie the plant

rip to the best plant unfortunately rye Beaumont punched her then jack duff peltered her across the room then mikey cobban laid her to rest in the toilet RIP JULIE GBNF!❤️

Rye.. I just killed Julie the plant oops

by mikey Cobbans ballsack January 18, 2019


1st july

National 2 foot day

2 foot every one on the 1st of july for national 2 foot day.

Good luck

Its 1st july you know what that mean... Let's 2 foot Tony.

by Err shush June 21, 2021


Month of July

National Einstein Month

National Einstein Month is a celebration which is taken place in the month of July where we worship the new and improved Einsteins.

by einsteinnn2.0 July 1, 2023


July 42nd

A day that most likely, doesn't exist.
But... It might.

some dude 1: Bro I can't wait for July 42nd!
some dude 2: I don't think that exists...
some dude 1: e x a c t l y, I have n o t h i n g to look toward to 👴

by AAAAAfuckthisAAAAAAAAAAAAAA October 8, 2021


19th July 2006

The person born this day is so handsome and clever that he will at least have 5 girls that already asked him out, and will finish his school with honors .
Also he will have a great skill at painting and basketball.

He was born in 19th July 2006

by Homophobic-GaY November 21, 2021


Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

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July 13

National sneaky link day;

It’s July 13th you already know that the misses will be alone tonight!

by Linkswelcome July 6, 2024