June No pussy

Just like no dick December but instead boys cant get no pussy until july

Him:Lets fuck
Her:Its June No Pussy
Him: Omgg bruh

june-ing

june-ing is a word that means, "doing things that are difficult"

Person 1: "I just had an exhausting day at basketball"
Person 2: "good job june-ing"

International Leila Z Day (June 26th)

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes

International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.

Juning

"Juning" is when the time illusions of the mind . . which is why the phrase "Time flys when you have fun." is true! An example of "Juning" is when you're waiting in line for airport security it only takes 10-20 minutes but may feel like a hour. If you're having fun it's the opposite way around. Juning occurs in your mind when you are very bored or very entertained/having fun!

"Did you enjoy the party Alyssa?"

"I did but . . my mind was Juning from that party!

Juning

Smoking a cigarette. June is the month of cancer and smoking causes cancer

“Hey Jose, wanna go juning with me?”, “no thanks Tonja, I’m doing confirmations, ask B-Ryan instead.”

Juning

The verb of excessively masturbating until you violently ejaculate everywhere, EVERYWHERE. (N) June, (past tense) Juned.

I heard Matt was with Samantha and he started juning.

June fools

day where you fool people like April fools, but it’s celebrated specifically on the 17th of June of 2024

T: “I hate roblox”
H: “what….? But you play roblox everyday”
T: “hahah happy June fools!”