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A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.
Dude, i r teh pingz j00!
rofl! w/e
woah sheet, 23ms!
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Term to discribe when someone is putting you down or rejecting you in some way
Guy 1- "Hey can i play some ping pong with you?"
Guy 2- "Hell no, go away."
Guy 1- "Aw man, why you saucin' on me?"
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the way a northerner from england says fuck me
for example
fook me a pie!
fooking hell gregs pies are cheep
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1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet blocked out in my calendar.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
1. Tuesday at 11? Works for me.
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
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When you want a bitch to take ya dick down her throat but you gotta ask like a gentleman with minimal effort.
Yo sharaya, will you have me down that neck?
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A song written and sang by singer 'John Legend."
1: Because all of me, loves all of you.
2: Give your all to me, I'll give my all to you.
3: ALL OF YOU, CARDS ON THE TABLE WE'RE BOTH SHOWING HEARTS.
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