a piece of meat

a person you are with but dont really like and you use them for sex

person 1:didint you date laura
person 2:i didint really like her she was just a piece of meat

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meat roll

When a girl is grinding her booty on a boy's meat in a circular motion.

Damn, that girl really know how to meat roll!

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Deli Meat

Euphemism for flappy bits of female genitalia.

On howard Stern Jenny Mccarthy referred to her genital lips as "deli meat".

"That chick had a ton of deli meat!"

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meat wagon

A mobility scooter, or electric wheelchair being used by an obese person for no reason other than that they are wretchedly and disgustingly overweight and terrified of physical activity.

Person A: DAAAAMN...get a load of that fatty rolling along in the meat wagon! She had the nastiest of bodies and was even eating a fried turkey leg!

Person B: Yes, I nearly threw up at the sight of that fatty in the meat wagon. She ought to be walking for exercise and not riding that mobility scooter.

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meat wrinkle

Slang for very loose Pussy Lips

That whore is so blown out- look at those meat wrinkles

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meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.

1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!

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meat curtains

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s beaf curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

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