I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

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Can I have your digits?

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

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henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"

"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"

You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

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can you sign my nipple?

When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).

eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"

"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."

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Can I get a Owa owa

HEY PUDGY CAN I GET A OWA OWA pudgy:✨𝑂𝑊𝐴 𝑂𝑊𝐴✨

Can I get a Owa owa is an internet famous dog on tiktok who barks for his friends

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I can smell fear on you.

If someone is intimidated by you, this. Smell a person and say this. If they weren't scared of you before, they will be scared now. Courtesy Louise Belcher.

"I can smell fear on you." "Okay, I don't like this one."

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