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October 12 you can kick every simp you know
Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.
if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still
Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
Grab friend and kick them in the face
A fight where 2 naked hill Billy's (typically from mississippi) fight eachother naked with shit smeared on there bodies on a trampoline
"Hey Bobby my uncle Eugene is having a hill billy roundhouse kick later on spooner street"
The day when Max is being such an idiot that you have to kick him
“Dude Max is being such an idiot, I can’t wait till Kick Max Gleason Day!”