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When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.
Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.
No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.
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Damn! That girl got some tasty granola bar titties!
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A conspiracy theory therapy group
Annie: Why doesn’t everyone a Gay Bar 2.0
Georgia: what’s a Gay Bar 2.0
Laura: A Gay Bar 2.0 is where people discuss their conspiracies and support each other.
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a candy bar full jews blood and guts
dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit
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A new chocolate bar recently released comprised of the following ingredients:
25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
The new craze of suicide is going on now!
Go to your local retail store and buy yourself a flavorful new Heath Ledger Bar.
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Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
See above bar mitzvah mustache
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Thuggizzle natural bar soap is the biggest soap on the market weighting in at 9oz. Thuggizzle is the first and only rapper with his own soap.
Have you tried thuggizzle natural bar soap?
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