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When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
a nigger!
Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.
Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?
Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.
I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!
When your friend watches you as you are being attacked and die.
SEARGENT NOODLE HELPPPP PLEASE HELP NOODLE
Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.
"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."
A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75
Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜