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Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.
That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!
Colostomy Bag. Otherwise known as a Shit Bag.
Someone that can't tell the truth (full of shit.)
A Liar.
A level lower then a Douche Bag.
I cannot believe anything that guy says, he is such a C Bag!
When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)
he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...
Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'
Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.
A variation of the popular derrogatory term 'douche bag' which articulately describes behavior similar to that of the salesman in the Sham-Wow infomercial.
Your Bluetooth headset makes you look like a total sham bag.
what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement
Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!